Top 10 Funny Jokes

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  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

  2. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

  4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

  5. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!


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  2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

  3. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

  4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

  5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

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